The Sheep of Justice's First Public Interview

Alan: Hello Sheep of Justice.

SoJ: Hello Alan.
A: I’d like to take you back to your early days.
SoJ: OK.
A: What’s your earliest memory?
SoJ: Well, as a sheep, I only have a 4 minute memory so my earliest memory is walking into this room.
A: Really?
SoJ: Sorry who are you?
A: Errrmmm….
SoJ: I’m just messing with you Alan. Let’s think. I recall frolicking in a flower meadow with all the other little lambs on a beautiful, clear & crisp spring morning.
A: Sounds lovely.
SoJ: It was lovely. Probably the happiest time of my life.
A: You look reflective. Didn’t those happy times last?
SoJ: No.
A: Why not?
SoJ: Well, all the other lambs were carted off to the abattoir, slaughtered and turned into chops.
A: Is that what inspired your interest in Justice?
SoJ: Yes. I think from that moment I was truly inspired to fight injustice wherever I found it.
A: Not easy for a sheep I would think.
SoJ: Absolutely. People were very resistant to a sheep becoming involved in justice issues. I had to tread a more conventional career path.
A: Where did that lead you?
SoJ: I was the Regimental Mascot of the Royal Regiment of Wales and I was then called to the Baahhhh.
A: What did your parents think of the career change?
SoJ: I’m the black sheep of the family (laughs) no seriously, they’re very supportive.
A: My wife was very keen to find out what your favourite food is.
SoJ: Well, I eat a lot of grass, obviously, but of late I have developed a taste for rice & pea. Crazy.
A: What about jerk chicken?
SoJ: Meat is Murder, Alan.
A: Well, thank you for seeing us at such short notice.
SoJ: No problem. Always keen to spread the word.
A: And what word is that?
SoJ: Justice.
A: Before you go - how about a message for the kids?
SoJ: Eat your greens.

The Sheep of Justice was talking to Alan Wicker..

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